I have the perfect wife. Her 5 rules for my affairs.

This story belongs on TSYCT because I can't really brag about this to anyone. It's personal and about my wife so maybe you can post it joe?

My wife and I have been married for 4 years. We have had our ups and downs but through it all, we have been together. Strong you could say, even in moments of weakness. Anyways, I just changed careers and now work for Fed-Ex. My wife realized that I would be coming into contact with many more women now and as a result she has something very interesting to say to me before I start my first day at the job. This won't be verbatim but it'll be as close as I can get.

"Now you'll be coming into hot receptionists and the like. Women that have had fantasies about sleeping with the Fed-Ex man. Here's my rules.

#1- You can't have sex with them without me present.
#2- You can't make out with them. No passion, only lust.
#3- You must tell me all about it after.
#4- You must not lie at any time or it's over.
#5- You must wear a condom.

I know that men have desires. I might even want to shag the guy down at the shop that fixes my car. It's all about honesty. If you are honest, I have no problems with you fulfilling your sexual needs elsewhere. Again, you may not sleep with any other women, unless I am in the room as well. That is not negotiable.
Just remember to respect my wishes and I will grant yours."

Can you believe she said that????????????
I couldn't say anything the entire time she was speaking. My mouth was wide open the whole time. I couldn't in my wildest dream imagine she would say that to me. I sort of had my suspicious that she was a little more open minded than most. She is always watching sex shows on TV like the Sin Cities one. I watch it sometime too. Anyway, I guess she is a little more openminded that I imagined.

I don't nkow it I will ever act on this knowledge I have. It's nice to know the option is there. Gives me a bit more confidence.

That's my story. I hope you post it.

And you know my name is Simon

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wish i can have a understanding wife like urs