Be careful who you hang out with

B ack in 1979, I had just joined the navy at the ripe old age of 17, and was sent to operations specialist school at Great Lakes Naval Station in Illinois. It was a time in my life when I was pretty much willing to introduce anything into my system if I thought it would alter my conscience, and as a result I hung around a questionable bunch of guys. As an example I was pretty impressed when a couple of these guys broke into the Master At Arms(cops) offfice and stole the paraphenalia display off the wall. It was like a free shopping trip to the head shop of ones choice, but thats not my story.

...although being a virgin at the time, its arguable that I would know what to do with a babe had we found some to party with, which we didn't...

O ne really cold November evening four of us climb into an old El Camino to head up to Whitewater Wisconsin, home of a girls prep school, to party with the babes...so to speak...although being a virgin at the time, its arguable that I would know what to do with a babe had we found some to party with, which we didn't.

O n the way up we were rotating riding in the front because there was only room for 3 of the four of us up front. The shift in the back was tolerable for maybe 15 minutes at a time, and that was pushing it. By the time we got to Whitewater, it was late, and a weekday night, so the party scene was dismal at best, and after getting there we find that we dont have enough money between the four of us for gas back home, and this is going to be a huge problem when we show up as UA (unauthorized absence...the navys version of AWOL)the following morning.

The obvious solution...These guys decide they're going to rob a gas station.

...I watch these guys grab the one attendant, using a tire iron and a knife as weapons, drag him in the back, and beat him up...

I was horrified and tried to talk them out of it, to no avail. So they park about a block away while I'm hunkered down in the bed of the El Camino, and I watch these guys grab the one attendant, using a tire iron and a knife as weapons, drag him in the back, and beat him up.

W hile this is going on "Caz", a guy from Brooklyn named Casabianca, drives the El Camino up to the pumps and fills the tank, throws about twenty cartons of cigarettes into the front, and actually casually pumps gas for a lady and gives her change while they've got the attendant in back. By this time I'm so afraid of the situation, and afraid of these guys I don't know what to do, so I just go with the flow. I dont know how much money they got off the attendant, the cigarettes were probably more valuble.

...the military haircuts that were sporting certainly wasn't the style of the day, and we might as well have had USN tatooed to our foreheads...

I was in the back for the hour plus ride back, and have never been so freakin' cold in my life. They dropped me off at my barracks with a warning that if I spoke a word, I'd be dead...which I figured was the God honest truth.

S o I distanced myself from these guys, graduated OS school and was sent to my ship in Long Beach CA. around Jan. of 1980, figuring this was all behind us, which was absolutly stupid because the military haircuts that were sporting certainly wasn't the style of the day, and we might as well have had USN tatooed to our foreheads.

A bout a month after arriving in Long Beach I recieved a summons from NIS (Naval investigative Service). NIS generally deals with the big stuff, usually breaches of security, so I knew this wasn't going to be good.

...and I'll never forget the words..."We'd like to ask you some questions regarding an incident in Whitewater Wisconsin..."


W hen I entered the room, there was a panel of high ranking officers, the big lights being pointed at me, and I'll never forget the words..."We'd like to ask you some questions regarding an incident in Whitewater Wisconsin...". Alzhiemers could never erase that memory, its so deeply engraved into my brain. I KNEW I was going to be doing hard time at Leavenworth.

S o I just melted, spilled my guts and told them everything, I'm a seventeen year old kid who's looking at having his life destroyed. I have NEVER been so mortified in my life..I really can't put it into words.

F or some reason I never heard back from NIS, I can only assume the caught those guys and they verified my story. But I learned a valuble lesson that day and have always been extremly wary of the people I so much as give the time of day to.

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Me, my girl and the stripper chick

Before you think this is another bullshit fantasy, keep reading. What started out as a night that most men dream of, turns into a night where I wish I hadn't left the house.

My girl picks up this hottie at a club she's at. I meet up with her and she asks if we can bring this hottie home. The new girl had big fake boobs and long legs. She's wearing a dress. She looks alright I figure so I agree. Half an hour later we're back at my place and having drinks. The girl brings out a flap and minutes later we're all high on some good stuff. I turn on the music and things start happening. I would love to go into details but this story probably wouldn't get printed.

While the details I left out might read like Playboy, not everything was as nice as it seems.

...At one point I swear I thought I was looking at Cujo with her hair flying around and the froth in her mouth. It was a major turn-off...



First issue we had were those fake boobs. They looked way better in a dress. Naked, they were all misshapen, deformed and not even the same size. Total turn off.

Second area of concern was the froth in the corners of her mouth. I've been high and around others that are so full of blow when they sneeze it's a blizzard, yet I've never seen any frothy stuff in the corners of anyone's mouth. It was strange. Repeatedly during the action I had to tell her to take a drink to try and wash the frothy white stuff away. At one point I swear I thought I was looking at Cujo with her hair flying around and the froth in her mouth. It was a major turn-off.

...The sun had started peeking in the slits in the blinds and the brighter it got, the worse she started to look...



The third issue was trying to a)convince her that I didn't know anyone else that might have blow at 4 in the morning. b)get her out of my house. When we were finished, she wouldn't take the hint that it was time to go. The sun had started peeking in the slits in the blinds and the brighter it got, the worse she started to look. My girl and I huddled together for support during the trying times. Finally after about an hour of awkwardness, her ride came and she was gone.

My girl and I have laughed about this story for a while now, wondering what possessed us to bring this chick home. What a pain in the ass. From the begging for coke to the frothy mouth and the failure to disappear, made the last hour and a half of our night very miseable. Almost not worth the trouble. It's a story we cannot tell for various reasons.

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Get the lead out

Everytime I hear that saying I laugh my ass off.

When I was in public school I was an evil kid. One of the most brutal things I did is a story I cannot tell.

Everyone stands up for the national anthem in the morning. This one kid who I've hated for years is standing right in front of me. All of a sudden I get this bad idea.

Just as he is about to sit down, I hold a pencil up on his chair. He doesn't see that I have a pencil sticking straight up, sharpened of course.

He sits down right on the tip of the pencil. It breaks before he jumps right up in the air. I quickly move my hand and sit back as if I did nothing wrong.

The kid is in big pain. He's screaming and crying at the same time. The teacher comes and takes him to the nurses office.

He missed school for 3 days. Apparently the lead tip of the pencil became lodged in his skin.

Since it happened, I get a chuckle when ever I even see a pencil. I have a feeling that the kid must frown every time someone says, "Get the lead out"

I wonder if he can write his name if he sits naked on some paper?


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Gridney the narcissist, liar, and cheater

G ridney had a big sales job in the big city. He'd been seeing escorts on his 'lunch hour', phone sex, webcam sex, tons of porn for a few years. After 9/11 he got laid off.

F rustration grew for Gridney. Internet porn & Rosy Palm and her 5 friends (while locked in his home office with wife & kids downstairs) wasn't enough. So about 6 months into Gridney's unemployment, being stuck at home with the wife & kids, he started cruising the web - reunion sites, etc. for women he'd had sex with in high school or college. Gridney hit paydirt!

...Gridney started 'love bombing' her and made her think she was "the one that got away" (barf!) all the while starting up cybersex and pushing her to meet Gridney at a hotel for some 'memories.'...


S tumbled on one from 25 years ago who always had a soft spot for Gridney, who was divorcing a very abusive man, had kids, was disabled and Gridney started 'love bombing' her and made her think she was "the one that got away" (barf!) all the while starting up cybersex and pushing her to meet Gridney at a hotel for some 'memories.'

O OPS! This woman wanted a REAL friendship, wanted to meet Gridney's wife & kids, tried to talk to Gridney about getting help - despite getting involved in an emotional (Gridney has no feelings unfortunately other than an erection) relationship with ole' gridney. Gridney was pouring on the "my wife doesn't understand me, no sex in the marriage, I miss YOU, I am so misunderstood..."

...Gridney tried to start up some cybersex with one young enough to be his daughter, even offered to pay to watch her and Woman #1 have sex for him...


T his poor woman was completely taken in by gridney's psychological manipulations/ sales techniques. He told her "we KNOW each other, I would NEVER use you!" Her soon to be ex-husband found out and started abusing her WORSE. Gridney? Ran for the hills for couple months. Real nice guy huh? Came back around, showed 'concern' but was only worried about HIMSELF. Now REFUSED to see her in person because he "couldn't control himself around" her.

G ridney'd completely won this good woman's trust - so she innocently introduced Gridney to a couple of her online friends. Gridney tried to start up some cybersex with one young enough to be his daughter, even offered to pay to watch her and Woman #1 have sex for him - who shut Gridney down out of respect for woman #1.

B y now Gridney'd gotten a job so he didn't need woman #1 anyway - he could go back to the PROS! But Gridney kept up with woman #1, she was great for Gridney's massive ego. Besides, she helped him edit his articles... and good ole' Gridney got ALL the credit! It was so funny watching her trying to figure him out and making it look like she was throwing herself at him. Degrade her, reel her back in. Women are so stupid, huh?

...At Woman #1's request, Woman #2 helped Gridney place a couple of his articles. Gridney used woman #1 as his calling card for "see I am good guy - I am woman #1's friend...


T HEN woman #1 innocently introduced him to ANOTHER friend (woman #2) who was also abused and had emotional issues due to a lifetime of abuse, bad marriage, etc. At Woman #1's request, Woman #2 helped Gridney place a couple of his articles. Gridney used woman #1 as his calling card for "see I am good guy - I am woman #1's friend"

M eantime Gridney was getting his kicks being verbally and psychologically sadistic to woman #1. Gridney had twisted her good sense upside down and it was so much fun toying with her. Gridney had lost all interest but when she would cut him off Gridney would write her to come back, beg her to talk to him again, he needed her.

G ridney finally met woman #1 for just lunch and was very cold and impersonal to her. She tried again to politely break it off. But Gridney would reel her back in for more and she was still taking abuse from her ex, while thinking she could help Gridney!

...In reality, gridney had no intention of even being her friend, just toying with her and using her...


G ridney would tell woman #1 he still cared for, needed and wished he could be with HER while regaling her with stories of other women he REALLY loved and sex he had that was SO MUCH BETTER then her. Woman #1 also had NO IDEA he was talking to any of her friends in a sexual manner, btw. Woman #1 was confused, wanted only to make him happy & feel better and for him to talk honestly to her. In reality, gridney had no intention of even being her friend, just toying with her and using her.

W oman #2, who was now entrenched in an emotional relationship with Gridney (Gridney convinced her SHE was "the only woman he REALLY LOVED") finally got fed up with his cryptic comments and IM'd woman 1. Gridney had been keeping them from talking to each other, saying to Woman #2 "Woman #1 will ruin out happiness if she finds out. She's FIXATED on me!!" After an 18hr conversation - the truth came out. He was setting up for a physical affair with woman #2 - using work resources to get a hotel rooms (while he was seeing clients), work cellphone, etc. Offered Woman #2 money, a camera to make movies for him, their LOVE would go on forever.... wherever he could take her!

...Lied about dates, times, and even used some of Woman #1s personal history as HIS OWN to anchor his LIES! ("If you love ME, you will leave ME alone to start a new life" - translation: "Go away, I need to get a new identity going to get new victims!")...


G ridney painted Woman #1 as a pathetic loser who was chasing & stalking HIM! (due to her disability - that's not possible) and had been for years (He made first contact REMEMBER?). Gridney said he never ever loved woman #1 and made himself out to be her GOOD FRIEND by even putting up with to chat now & then. Said woman #1 lost her virginity to him - NOT!! Another lie! Lied about dates, times, and even used some of Woman #1s personal history as HIS OWN to anchor his LIES! ("If you love ME, you will leave ME alone to start a new life" - translation: "Go away, I need to get a new identity going to get new victims!")

W oman #1 & #2 confronted Gridney - his response - to disappear, change his phone numbers, new identities and blame the women - as well as convincing the cuckolded wife Gridney was being HARRASSED by these women and hiring a lawyer and getting the police involved to stop them. God FORBID he tell the truth. Something to HIDE, Gridney??

...the fact that Gridney HAD to brag about banging paid whores, Gridney had used his usual nickname, put ads around the net on 'sex partners wanted now' sites with the same nickname and even stated where he lived & that he was married with kids!...


W oman #1 finally listened to her gut and found lurid reviews posted online about Gridney's lunch hours with high price escorts & took them and Gridney's threats about what would happen to her for finding him out & telling his wife (woman #1 thought this FINALLY would make him get help!) to the police. Woman #2 took a homemade porn video Gridney sent her to the FBI.

T o top off the fact that Gridney HAD to brag about banging paid whores, Gridney had used his usual nickname, put ads around the net on 'sex partners wanted now' sites with the same nickname and even stated where he lived & that he was married with kids! Honest? sure. But his wife works from a home office and any PSYCHO could go there and harm her or the kids.... how THOUGHTFUL of ole' Gridney to think of his family's safety....NOT!

R esult? Brothels closed down, Woman #1 got police commendations, Gridney exposed... but wait there's more! Gridney doesn't give up so easy. Gridney doesn't target disenfranchised, abused women for nothing!! No he's smart!! Easier to smear women when they are already down, right? Never speak to them again so they can't refute the lies Gridney continues to tell family & associates.

Gridney was finally questioned by police & got lawyered up - Gridney is still trying to erase everything HE HIMSELF put on the net about him being a 'sex hobbyist'...


W oman #1 & #2 are in fact friends who know they were played by a predator.Gridney? 6 months later, tried AGAIN to start up with ANOTHER of Woman #1s friends (after convincing family & friends he was set up HAHAHAHAHA). This additional lady also reported him. By now Woman #1 was past the humiliation and had told everyone on her email list.

G ridney was finally questioned by police & got lawyered up - Gridney is still trying to erase everything HE HIMSELF put on the net about him being a 'sex hobbyist.' Gridney has NEVER attempted to GENUINELY own his actions & apologize for any of the harm he did to either of these women & their families. Not even Woman #1, whom he knew for over 25 years. Impersonal excuses only. Wife is still with him.

BEWARE LADIES!! Gridney's a flaming narcissist, charming liar, covert
misogynist, wanna be player, sex addict and tries to paint himself as an
ethical, family man who is just a victim. Gridney is a VICTIMIZER.


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Klepto

When I was younger I used to steal. Anything. Everything. I had some sort of thing go off in my head that told me to take whatever I wanted, when I wanted.

Now I am C.O.(prison guard) and lock up thieves on a regular basis. I keep thinking that if I didn't stop, I'd be on the other side of the bars.

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My murder story

Iwas about 14 or 15 years old, living in Puerto Rico. I lived at a pretty large apartment complex that sat next to where a highway crossed over a large avenue. There was a clover leaf to get on and off the highway, and the complex's basketball court was right next to the clover leaf. There was concrete bleachers facing away from the cloverleaf and facing the court. One night, around midnight, 3 of my friends and me where sitting on the top level of the bleachers just hanging out, when we heard loud car engine noises and tires squealing, so we turn around to see what's going on.

...The van's driver jumps out, steps up to the Lincoln's Driver's window, retrieves a pistol from his pocket, and shoots six rounds point blank into the driver...



F rom the top of the bleachers we see a big Lincoln town car speeding down the clover leaf, with a beat up Van closely behind. The van passes the Lincoln and stops right in front of it, the Lincoln comes to a stop, almost rear ending the van. The van's driver jumps out, steps up to the Lincoln's Driver's window, retrieves a pistol from his pocket, and shoots six rounds point blank into the driver. He then calmly put the pistol away, gets back in the van, looks right at us, smiles and carefully drives away.

W e were so petrified we didn't even move. We just stood there, not a minute goes by, a tow truck pulls around the Lincoln, backs up to it, driver gets out, hooks up, lifts the car, gets back in the truck and drives away.

I haven't seen any of those 3 friends for years now, but I could still describe the guy to this day. And I am sure the others still have the image burned into their mind too. We never talked about it with anyone but each other, but I guess I can tell it here.

Obviously, nothing was ever on the papers.

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An affair with my bosses wife

Fucking deathwish I must have. I love my job, don't like the suits above me. Typical story right?

I've been banging my bosses wife since last year. Around fifty staff including myself were invited to a party at their big assed mansion. Party was lame but the cocktails were delish and plentiful. Somehow I ended up sitting on a couch with his wife and another staffer. Minutes later she was talking shit in my ear, obviously drunk.

...she enjoyed our conversation at the party and asks if I'd like to get together for drinks. I said no. I didn't want to fuck up a good job...


She tells me some things the she need not tell me. About how her husband is old and doesn't do the job like he used to. Tells me about how a young man like me would be able to take care of her.
I let it slide. Forgot about the whole thing. It's my bosses wife for fuck's sake. I don't bite the hand that feeds me. Hell no.

Then she calls me at work. I don't remember giving her my number. Says that she enjoyed our conversation at the party and asks if I'd like to get together for drinks. I said no. I didn't want to fuck up a good job. She persisted. I said okay.

Drinks were served that night. So was she. I took her home to my shitty little apartment and did her good and proper. halfway through our session, I laughed out loud thinking about how I was going to relay this story to my buddies.

She was a good lay, except for those saggy tits. Age does that. remind me to only date young women when I get over fifty.

We've been doing this for little over a year. I'm like her little fuck buddy. I never call her, but she calls me at least once evry two weeks. Best part is that she gives me shit. Often. New ties for work, come nice cufflinks, boxers and I never pay for a thing when she takes me out.

...He doesn't know that I still can taste his wife on my lips from the night before...


The greatest part of this story is that when I pass by my boss after a night with his wife, I smile a big-toothed grin. He must think I am a happy worker bee. He doesn't know that I still can taste his wife on my lips from the night before.

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Dine n Dash

During my teens I found myself always out of money. Spent it on drugs and liquor mostly and saved some to pay rent. At one time I had no lights in my place for 2 months because I didn't pay my bill.

I used to dine and dash. I did it when I was by myself. I did it when friends. I must have taken off at least 10 times without paying. I'd stuff myself then pretend to go to the washroom. Instead I'd walk right out the door and take off. Hard to run on a full belly but I managed.

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Spring break and I witness a murder.

Went home to BC for spring break in ’01. A few of us guys head to a bar in Vancouver. After drinks and shooters we’re feeling no pain. The end of the night comes and we go outside where we talk about the plan. They want to party, I’m feeling drunk and want a bed. They decide to go check out some after hours place. I leave them and head to Subway to get some food. Secret is that I actually wanted to soak up some of the rye that was in my gut so I would not wake up with a hangover. I figured food then cab then bed.

I walk down the side street and then right smack dab in to a loud argument/fight between 5 or 6 men. They were shouting back and forth. One guy kept saying “You know who the FUCK I am?” At the time I found that funny. I hate when people say that in a n argument.

Then it happens. I hear at least four shots just as I’m crossing the street to avoid the group. All I can remember at that point is that I started running and didn’t stop for a block at least. I found a cab and got the hell out of there.

A day later it was all over the news that it was a Hell's Angel. I started freaking right out. I had seen all the people involved. The last thing I needed on vacation was this bullshit. I never mentioned to anyone. I thought it was best keep my mouth shut. Until today, I guess lol

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Staying at the YMCA

My friend and I had to stay at a YMCA for a couple of weeks when we arrived in the city. We were going to stay there until we found an apartment.

Three days after we arrived my friend was in the showers when some guy reached out and touched his junk. My buddy told me for a second he wasn't sure what happened. He had been washing the soap out of his hair when he felt something touch him. He said he looked down and saw the guy about to touch it again!

So he yelled at him, punched him once in the head. The pervert fell down and huddled in the corner, saying that he was sorry and just wanted to touch it. My buddy said he yelled at him some more and then he got off the floor and ran out of the showers.

My friend finished and then came back and told me the story. we tried to figure out why he did it and it was decided that it was because he was a black guy. Just so happened he was well-equipped. We joked about how the guy was amazed at his girth and just had to reach out and touch a real live black penis.

Oddly enough, my friend has never told this story. It was a secret until now.


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That last post jogged my memory

The last story that was posted made me remember something that I've ever told anyone.

I tried to kill myself at least 4 different times. Once by taking every single pill in the medicine cabinet. It obviously wasn't enough. I then tried to slit my wrist, but I didn't have enough conviction to follow through. The next time I was a little more dedicated and cut into the big veins on both sides of my inner elbow, while sitting in the tub. It kept clotting. I ended up getting cold and frustrated and gave up. My final attempt was to drive my truck into a big metal power box. I chickened out at the last second and hit a brick wall instead.

Apparently I didn't want to kill myself that badly. I just needed a hug or something.

My life is good now. Just sitting here thinking about the idea that I might have killed myself back then, has made tears come out of my eyes. I'm so glad I am alive.


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He told me and I did nothing

When I was gym class one day, I noticed one of my classmates looking sadder than he usually did. We didn't speak much, other than the usual banter between classmates. I asked him what was going on and he told me that things were bad at home and he was having a shitty day. I told him to "cheer up, it could be worse" and he responded with,"No it couldn't. You have no idea. I wish I was dead."

That ended our conversation. Minutes later class was dismissed.

The next morning there is an announcement over the p.a. system. This same guy I was just talking to yesterday wa found dead in his basement overnight. He had hung himself.


I should have said something to someone.


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I was the Talent Manager at a porn studio

I used to be the Talent Manager for a large porn studio. I worked there for a while and saw some things I might never see again. I can't tell these stories anymore because it seemed like everytime I started with "when I used to work in porn" I'd get some nasty looks and comments. Some of the stories I cannot tell about that job are.

- I had a 70 year old grandmother come in. She took off her clothes without hesitation for the profile photos and was very open-minded about doing porn. I asked her why at her age she'd want to do adult films. Her reply was, "I've done everything else in life. Why not porn?" I signed her right after. She ended up being on the the hardest working in the studio. She did everything from anal to watersports and from DP's to facials. She was a trooper and never complained, not even about the terrible amount of money we paid her.

...I ate sushi off of naked women at one party, watched live sex at VIP parties and walked in on numerous orgies and photoshoots...


- I had way too many single mothers come in, trying to make extra money. Every time one came in, I sort of tried to convince them to leave. I guess I had a conscience and didn't want these young girls to make money lying on their backs. I knew most of them regretted even walking in my door.

- I went to the AVN Awards and Internext. For the first (and probably last) time, I ate sushi off of naked women at one party, watched live sex at VIP parties and walked in on numerous orgies and photoshoots. I saw things that I had never seen before, live and right in front of me.

- While I didn't use the "casting couch" method of interviewing talent, I did have more than one girl offer me a blowjob. They all said that they wanted to prove how good they were at it. I always declined.

- The studio I worked for shot content that was quite demeaning. I had to try to convince girls to get pee'd on for $75. It was a hard sell.

- I went to the AVN Awards and Internext. For the first (and probably last) time, I ate sushi off of naked women at one party, watched live sex at VIP parties and walked in on numerous orgies and photoshoots. I saw things that I had never seen before, live and right in front of me.

-I had many junkies and people strung out, trying to sign up. They lasted about 5 seconds, once I watched them talking and twitching.

...She had the looks, the attitude, the body, but she had a possessive boyfriend that wouldn't let her breathe without permission...


-I had numerous underage men and women trying to get in to do work. I'd say I dealt with at least 30 fake ID's. I always thought it was tragic that these teens were chomping at the bit to expose themselves to the world for a little bit of money.

- I watched young guys eating viagra like they were smarties.

-I had a girl at one point, who easily could have been the next Jenna. She had the looks, the attitude, the body, but she had a possessive boyfriend that wouldn't let her breathe without permission. At one point, I had to take him outside and have a little chat. When that didn't work, I had it suggested to me that I apply a little force to him. Shortly after, we never saw her again.

-I had to interview guys too. I hated the fact I had to take photos of them naked too. I actually had to tell them to get hard for some of the photos I had to take, to show their size/girth. By far, the worst part of my job.

- I had many couples come in. It was interesting to find out which person was the one that was excited about shooting adult and which one didn't want to be there. I was suprised at how many times the female was the excited party.


I can't tell people I worked there because they look at me like I am dirtbag. I only stayed at the studio for a little over a year, not able to continue because of my "moral" issues. I just couldn't deal with people's daughter's and son's coming and and wanting to ruin their reputation and sometimes lives because they want to make a quick buck.

Every day was a tragedy working there. It seriously started to affect my mind.

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I want to smash his face in

He fucking thinks he knows everything. Every single time I have something to say, he trumps me by coming up with some obscure reference to some bullshit that no one has ever heard. He's a walking Jeopardy ad. If I didn't love my job so much, I would literally walk right over to him and smash his know-it-all face in. I obviously cannot tell him that, even though I'd like to, just to see the stunned look on his face.

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She's reaping the benefits

My wife that is. I am too for that matter. You see, the story I cannot tell is that I have been taking Cialis for about 3 months now. (I'm only 35!!) I wanted more staying power and found that it works. I haven't told her because I feel shame that I can't give her the good love I could in my early twenties.
I've also started exercising more, so she thinks my new found mastery of love-making is the result of a few arm-curls in the gym. I'm going to let her keep thinking that. Much better for my ego that way.

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The story I cannot tell my husband

I can't tell my husband how I really feel about his family. I hate being around them, hate going to functions with them and hate when they drop by our place without calling first. His sister is a bitch and is always making nasty comments such as "It looked like you've gained a few pounds" and "Wow! Can I show you how to do your make-up" etc, etc.

His father it a chauvinist, always making sexist jokes when in public. His brother is a lazy fat know-it-all who does nothing but watch football, drink beer and burp and fart in my house.

I realize that when I married him, I married his family. I should have taken more time to get to know them. I hate them!

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Story I cannot tell

The story I cannot tell is about my landlord. He is always walking around our house(he does live in the basement) looking in windows. He stinks like b.o. and cigarettes. He often spens hours in the garage which has a window in it, that has my bathroom on the other side. I am not sure if he peeks in, but I never want to use my own bathroom in case he is peeping on me. He grosses me out and makes me stress.

I cannot tell him because we have a sweet deal and it is a nice place. I don't want to get evicted because I am freaked out by poissibly nothing.

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I can't tell

my wife stories about my past. If she knew now, what kind of person I really am, she would leave me right away.

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MY simple steps for cheating on your husband

This post is for the guy that wrote the "14 tips when having an affair". I'm not sure if I was more offended that he had the nerve to post about it, rather than by the fact that I have been cheating on my husband for almost two and a half years now and I never thought to tell others have to do it. He beat me to it.

I digress. This isn't about me.

If you are having an affair and want to make sure your husband doesn't find out, follow MY simple steps.

- When your husband goes away on business, make sure you tell him about your plans to "have a night out with the girls"- He doesn't need to know that you might be playing with boys instead.

...you have a best friend that knows your situation. Make sure she knows to cover for you in case your husband ever calls her looking for you...


-Use cash. Stay away from using credit cards when on your adventures. No paper trail right?

-Don't give out many details to your lover. The less they know about you, the better.

-Ideally you have a best friend that knows your situation. Make sure she knows to cover for you in case your husband ever calls her looking for you. Take her out once a week so you have a built-in excuse to be leaving for a few hours or more.

-Start going to the gym at least twice a week. Not only will it do your body good, but you'll have an excuse to be leaving the house. Even better, you won't raise any suspicion when you come home looking like you just worked out.

-Keep private! Going out into public when having an affair is a big no-no! This means no Starbucks, no Home Depot nothing! You are bound to run into someone you know, or someone that knows you or your husband or the cute man you are walking with.

-Do not, under any situation, give your little friend your home number. He gets only your cell phone # and maybe your email.(See below)

-Get yourself a hotmail address. Use that hotmail for any naughty emails the two of you might send back and forth but remember to watch what you type at work! Also use this email to sign up for online dating sites or what ever naughtyness you are doing.

Don't forget a washcloth and some toil...tries to freshen up afterwards. Might as well be prepared!...


-You never know when you might have an urge for a rendezvous so keep a change of clothes at the gym in a locker, or in your car. Something casual but sexy and make sure it doesn't look out of place jammed into a gym bag! Don't forget a washcloth and some toiletries to freshen up afterwards. Might as well be prepared!

-If you work, start working later, even when you having nothing to do at work. Do it at least once a week if you can. This will allow you at least one time a week to be on your adventure.

-If you are in business, start scheduling after-work meetings. Make sure to talk about them to your husband so he is familiar with the idea of you not being home after work.

-Try and walk or take a cab when you go on your adventures. Getting in an accident in a part of the city that isn't even close to the gym might be hard to explain. Park at the gym and take a cab!

-IF you are seen with your little friend, and it gets back to your husband there are a couple of things that can get your out of it.
---He's an old friend from "any job you used to have"
---He's gay
---He's your best friend's cousin from out of state and you were showing him around.
---He's a new client

-The last one is the most important. DENY EVERYTHING!

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8 ways he's tried to ruin my life

I can't tell my parents or my big brother, but my on-again, off-again boyfriend has tried on numerous occasions to ruin my life. Some of the ways he's tried are

-He called my work and told them I was stealing from them.

-When I gave him money to go and buy a couple of ounces for a friend, he took the money then had his friend call me and tell me he was in jail and that the police siezed the money. The whole time he was at the bar.

-He cheated on me. With a whore.

-He got me pregnant and wouldn't even take me to the clinic when I was going for the abortion.

-He constantly flirted with other girls, right in front of me.

-He made out with my sister when I was in the hospital.

-We went to a party one night and he got very drunk and insisted we drive home. He ended up crashing into a light pole, then told me to get into the drivers seat and say it was me who was driving. I don't think the police believed me.

-He is always getting into fights at bars when we go out. More than once I have had to get involved with girlfriends of the boy's he fights with.


All this being said. I still love him. I just can't tell me family all the crappy things he's done because I am quite sure that my dad would shoot him next time he stepped on to our porch.

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I picked the wrong brother

Out of the three of them, I picked the middle brother to start liking. After a few years of dating we were married.

Now after 6+ years of marriage I realize that I picked the wrong brother. He's fat, lazy, going bald and had no future, other than what I can give him. I want out so bad but we have a kid.

Meanwhile, the older brother is thriving. He's wealthy, healthy and single!

I picked the wrong brother and it is the story I cannot tell.

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I didn't ask questions and he didn't ask questions

He thought I was 19. I knew he was older, had a steady job, his own house and more, but I didn't ask questions and he didn't ask questions, if you know what I mean. I was just turned on by the fact that he was a fireman on duty and I have a thing for older guys. We were just talking at first. I had pulled up to chat while he was outside having a cigarette. It was late and very quiet. He asked me if I wanted to see the firetrucks and I said yes, excitedly. He told me his favorite was the biggest one so we went up inside and sat in the backseat. We started making out and soon he was undoing my bra. I was only 17. Sometimes I see his wife driving his car with firefighter plates. His little boy might be five years old, and looks like his dad.

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Sex with a girl in the school hallway

Once I had sex with a girl in the school hallway at lunchtime, granted it was a hallway that isnt used much at all, but I took her virginity IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY! Oh well, she ran off and got married last week. Hope I didnt have a hand in that.

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I hope it died quick

Last week I hit a dog on the way home from work. It was dark and raining. I saw it dart across the street but it was too late to stop. I locked up my wheels and hit it.

I did not stop. Instead I drove strait home and washed the blood and guts from my front grill.

I feel like shit. I hope it died quick.

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How to ditch the cops when driving a stolen car

I did it a few years ago. I stole an Astro van because we were going to do some dirt that night and needed some cargo room.

I woke up early one morning around 5am and took off with a friend in his car. We drove around looking for people that had started their cars to warm them up. In our part of the country it gets real cold come winter. People often went outside, started their cars then went back inside to finish getting ready for work.

...I make a few more turns and find myself racing down a side street. I look ahead and my friend has been pulled over and a cop has his gun out trying to tell him to get out of his car...


We found the astro van in the driveway, facing out. I jumped out of the car, walked over to the van, climbed in then drove away.

Everything was fine for about 10 minutes. My friend drove ahead of me, looking for cops. We drive through an intersection and there is a trooper parked at a light. We pass him, I try to look nonchalant.

I check my mirrors and sure enough, he starts to follow.
I mash the gas and take off. My friend knows to split so so takes off an disappears from sight. The cop has his lights on now, but I ain't stoppin'.

I take a right, then a left then another right. now I am all twisted around, no idea where I am going. I make a few more turns and find myself racing down a side street. I look ahead and my friend has been pulled over and a cop has his gun out trying to tell him to get out of his car.

I race ahead, aiming at the cop. I wasn't going to hit him, I just wanted to scare him. He doesn't see me coming. I go even faster and just as I am about 5 feet away, he turns around and see me coming straight after him. He dives over my friends mustang. I pass them both, my friend looking at me wild-eyed.

I make the turn at the end of the street, just barely. I get control and take off to a part of town I know. Now there is 3 cop cars behind me. I take a few turns through neighbourhoods trying to lose them. Another couple of turns and I see a big park I know well.

I jump the curb in the astro van and tear across the grass. I drive between trees and around playgrounds trying to lose the cops. It's early morning and still dark so I am trying to get lost in the trees. Twice I almost smash into trees but I'm a good driver.

Then I have an idea. I punch out the interior roof light, speed up to around 60mph then hit the cruise control. I take my foot off the gas, look for a big bunch of trees then jump out!

...I ran as fast as I fuckin could in the opposite direction. After about 45 seconds of sprinting I heard a loud crash followed by crunchin metal...


It was fucking crazy. I've never done anything like that before. My adrenaline was pumping. I rolled a few times before coming to a stop. Then I got up and started running, laughing as the 2 cop cars that were chasing me, kept going after the van!

I ran as fast as I fuckin could in the opposite direction. After about 45 seconds of sprinting I heard a loud crash followed by crunchin metal.

I kept running and running until I was about 20 minutes away. I found a old chevy celebrity so I jacked that and drove myself home.

My friend got caught, but since he said that he didn't know me and since they couldn't prove that he was down, they let him go.

I haven't done anything as crazy since. I could have died I figure.

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My first moment of lust

well since i had one of my encounters published might as well dare i say it let me share another one well when i first started to recongize the exictince of girls she was exciting and volumptuous that one hand was not enough to contain she would always have that nice ripe look that her brest would get when it would not quite fit in her bra so that was a turn on plus she was very curvy and had a great butt as well well

...it just hit when i was walking her to her door and she was wearing a silky top and loose fitting satin pants so we started to make out for our 2 nd time giving me a great chance to see how far she would let me go...


one night we decided to fool around it just hit when i was walking her to her door and she was wearing a silky top and loose fitting satin pants so we started to make out for our 2 nd time giving me a great chance to see how far she would let me go so we start to kiss at her front door well i started to slightly move my hand up her leg and was touching that soft buttox of hers then she twitched and gave a moan while we in a tight lip lock so then she opened the door to her parents home and we tumbled like old lovers we found the couch the only light in the room was moonlight and was a bright night stars were out in all there glory so im on my knees kissing her and
she's on the couch then i begin to run my fingers thru her hair she then begins tugging on my hands and sucking my tongue slowly moving my hands to her soft supple brests i slowly removed her shirt and began to massage her breasts over her black satin bra i know now she is a 38d she then removed my shirt there we were underneath the brightest moon u can ever imagine there was just shadows in the room but between us was heat and inexperience LOTS of inexperience so it was just a smell of lust in the air

she was on her knees and i never thought it possible but the scenes u all see in porns was happening to me...


she shuddered and moan when i kissed her nipples i moaned when she would feel me erection thru my pants so then as we began to feel eachother thru our clothes she decided to get up and put me on the couch and mount me with her large volumtuous breasts waiting to me sucked and nibbled on by me then in my state of nervousnous she removed her nipples from my mouth and i opened my eyes to see she was on her knees and i never thought it possible but the scenes u all see in porns was happening to me she took me into her warm slick salivating mouth i have never received falatillo before and it was great gentleman and ladies it was exciting and i couldn't help climaxing within a few minutes while watching the concentration and the expressions on her face thru me over the edge so as i was cumming she then surprised me by taking me all in and keeping me there till i stopped convulsing in sweet release. so when i was done with what little energy i had left i decided to return the favor pulled off her satin blk pants to reveal that she wasn't wearing nothing but some sexy boy short panites so i pulled them aside to reveal the sxiest patch of fur sweet smelling nectar she was wet and i was planning to get her even wetter so i softly kissed her thigh as she tremmbled i moved my fingers in to position all that i am doing i have seen in some past porn and i was trying to remeber what to do so then i didn't even have to be long with her i sucked on her wettness kissed her lips and dove in using my tounge as an extention of my penis flicking my tounge in and out of her hole then using one finger my middle one i inserted it and just moved it back in and out slowly then she moaned to speed up then faster licking,fingering,fingering,licking,sucking,teasing she began to tense up her legs around my ears like a vise i was deaf and she began to tremble slowly releasing her jucies all over me pushing me out the way and moaning loudly on the couch ....

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The alcohol thief

Back when I was in college I had a major alcohol problem. It got to a point where i was living my life waking up and drinking almost immediately and not
stopping till i passed out, then starting again. Sometimes I'd wake up and the liquor store would be closed, or I'd have no money.

...took some old keys i had and filed them down until they were similar to the impressions that I had made. The new keys I made weren't perfect, but they worked in about half of the apartment doors...


I had been given the master key for all the suites in our student residence on a job I helped a contractor do once. As soon as i got it I went and pressed it into a piece of polystyrene insulation several times,creating impressions of the key. My boss laughed and even gave me a couple of files. I took some old keys i had and filed them down until they were similar to the impressions that I had made. The new keys I made weren't perfect, but they worked in about half of the apartment doors. I couldn't get into peoples' rooms,but I could get into their common areas, including the kitchen.

So when I would run out of alcohol I and sometimes an associate of mine would go on little tours around our student residence (it was big....over 15 floors) and
take peoples' alcohol out of their fridges. I got some good shit...some absinthe, and all the major brands, plus some decent wine, needless to say beer. I must have done this over 20 times and we never got caught. We usually waited til 4 or 5 in the morning, though a few times I did it as early as 10 at night.

Once, someone started to walk into the kitchen, so I just walked out the door. People were constantly having guests over anyway, so it was hard to say if
someone belonged in an apartment or not.

Once I went to smoke with this girl i wanted to fuck. We were just getting stoned, shooting the shit, when she started to complain about the cleaning staff.

...The management in this residence was worse than i was, applying rules arbitrarily and extracting impromptu fines from foreigners they thought would just pay and shut up...


She said that they had stolen some gin out of her fridge the week before. Of course it had been me, but I didn't realize that was her fridge. Oh well. I was laughing my ass off inside, but I kept my mouth shut. I probably stole from half the building and I didn't want to stop a good thing while it was going.

I don't really feel bad about what I did. The residence management was buying its maintenance work at bottom dollar, so of course they were gonna get some crooked workers. The management in this residence was worse than i was, applying rules arbitrarily and extracting impromptu fines from foreigners they thought would just pay and shut up. Also, most of the people in there were unpleasant so I enjoyed imagining the fights i must have started from people accusing their roommates.

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An affair with an older woman

well i worked for a delivery company for about a year when a store opened up in my district well i decided to sell some of my product like baked goods and twinkees kind of pastries well one day and enchanting female caught my eye she was crying so i asked not to be rude but what the matter and she advised me that she was having problems with her husband and suff of that nature so i said everything will be all right well i basically comforted her then sealed the deal with a snack well then i would go over more and more stocking up and stuff and we had wonderful conversations and such and so forth well i decided to fall for her just sort of happened she was a bit on the heavy side in turn i liked she had and entoxicating frangrance wich she gave me a sample of so i can keep with me at all times then we got into the phone calls and then meetings of the secret nature well in turn at the store she would open late cause we would be making out with such a force it is a miricle that our necks didn't snap cause of the pressure of the kisses our bones poped with the force that i was holding her and she was just so passionate that her husband was toatally blind to it all and well i was to she then soon started to slowly get closer with her heart but not to close mind you she was still married and i was just in a 2 month relationship so then her buss. started to slow and she had to close , and i never heard from her again so everytime i smell that sweet perfume or an older more mature female my heart aches with passion and fire hoping to find a passion like that in an older female so to well if ne intrested please feel free to email me at bitterluvguyin2006@yahoo.com like this will ever get read well i hope it does i wish to share it thanks for reading it

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He's got me in his hold

So, I had a crush on this guy all throughout high school. I was in love with him, but I didn't finally get my chance to screw him until we made it to college. That's when I realized he wasn't the great guy I thought he was.

While we were sleeping together, I thought we were exclusive. BUt I found out through my sister that he was also seeing some other high school girl, one of her good friends, at the same time. She would send him love emails nearly every other day. He told me that she was just some infatuated girl, and didn't mean anything to him. I knew something was fucked up, but ignored it because I was soo into him.

...he's had several bouts with addictions to all kinds of pills and drugs, including Xanax, Cocaine and Hydrocodone...


When I finally asked for a real commitment after we'd been seeing each other for a little over 3 months, he backed out and stuff ended. Since then he's had several bouts with addictions to all kinds of pills and drugs, including Xanax, Cocaine and Hydrocodone.

Fast forward three years. I'm dating a good man. He's graduating this year with an engineering degree, has a good job, loves me to death, and treats me right. He's never cheated on me, never yelled at me, and even helped me get off pain killers and anti depressants. He showed me that I don't need drugs.

But my great guy went out of town, and on day three of his abscence, I hung out with this seedy ex-fuck buddy of mine and some other friends. It came up somehow that I knew where he could get some good shit. He asked me where, and before I knew it, we were driving to this dealers house at 3 in the morning. I thought he wanted pain killers, but he bought crystal meth.

I've seen too many friends get hooked on too many different types of drugs and I don't want to see it happen to this guy again, even though he treated me like shit, and admits it, I still care about him. But I took him to the drug house anyway and facilitated the deal. Getting him back on meth. I'm a fucked up friend. Almost has fucked up as he is. But he manipulated me into taking him there, and i let him. I could have said no, but I didn't. Now he's going to get hooked again and I have to l

...I took him to the drug house anyway and facilitated the deal. Getting him back on meth. I'm a fucked up friend...

ive with the guilt of knowing I facilitated it.

After we left, he tried to apologize to me for our failed "relationship." But when I asked him what he would do differently if he could do it all over again,he couldn't tell me. He doesn't really think he did anything wrong. He just said what he thought I wanted to hear, because he wanted to get back in my pants. He's tried this before a dozen times, but I'm haven't fallen for it. that asshole. I love and respect my current boyfriend too much. I could never cheat on him, no matter how attracted I am to the ex. Taking him to buy drugs is one thing, but kissing or sleeping with him is another.

I dropped the ex off at a mutual friends house afterwards. She was drunk and I know he probably slept with her. She'll think he reallly cares about her, but the next day he'll act like nothing happened. And she'll get hurt just like I did. Asshole.

I know this guy is bad news. But something keeps drawing me back to him. I keep forgiving him, and I probably shouldn't. I'm very attacted to him, so I keep coming back for more shit and trying to reconcile. He knows how to manipulate me. I shouldn't have called him. But I did anyway. I know I should cut off contact with him, but I won't.

He's got me in his hold, but I am wise to his game.

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