Pretending to be handicapped

I went to 3 baseball games last year. I always bought the cheapest, shittiest seats and then arrived at the park with crutches and a huge knee brace. I'd ask an employee if I could get a different seat because my leg can't bend. They's always put me in the handicapped section. The view of the field from there was incredible! I feel a little bad for faking it but not so much.

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