I slept with your girl and I'm sorry

It wasn't totally my fault. I know that you love her, but you know I've liked her since what, the 9th grade? I liked her first dammit!

She came to me two weeks ago at D's party. The one you missed because you were out of town again. She told me how lonley she was with you always being gone away on business. We talked most of the night as we drank quite a bit.

I offered to share a cab. When we got to her house, she asked me if I wanted to come in for a drink before I went home. I wanted to say no man, but the way she looked at me. So looked so lost and lonely I had to say yes.

We went inside and no sooner did the door shut before she pushed me against the wall and kissed me. I won't go into the details but let's say that we went way, way too far.


I'm sorry for doing this. Women should never come between best friends. I hope that if you ever find out you won't hate me. I'm sorry.


Name kept secret
Location kept secret

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

With friends like you, guys don't need enemies.

"Am I my brothers keeper?"

Apparently not.

Anonymous said...

I don't have a clue who you are and I HATE you, you giant fucktard.

Anonymous said...

Wow...selfish AND refusing to to take responsibility for your own actions. "I liked her first." Grow up. You'll get what's coming to you.

Anonymous said...

Guess what asshole, I hope god punishes you and your friend has herpes or some shit like that. That'll teach you. I hope if you ever find a 500lb blind quadrapalegic to actually marry you she cheats on you and your child is born dead! Fuck you, some friend. Asswipe!!!!!

The Stories You Cannot Tell said...

"It wasn't totally my fault"

What, she accidently fell on your prick?

Never, ever mess with another man's woman. Even if she totally came on to you, you should have stepped away.


We don't need people doing this. It makes things harder for the honest people out there.


Howie