A secret.

I was around 16 when I stole a car and took it to my school's soccer field. It was on a weekend during the summer time around 3 in the morning. I parked the car facing one of the portables then wedged an umbrella aginst the gas pedal and the seat. The engine reved way up and I slammed the shifter into Drive then jumped back as the car took off. It must have been going over a hndred when it hit the portable and exploded into a huge fireball. I took off running, scared that I'd get caught.
I'm sorry now for being such a stuopid idiot then.

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Anonymous said...

It's a good thing no one got hurt. WHat if there was a night janitor cleaning or something?
Stupid, stupid thing to do.

Anonymous said...

A car exploded hitting a porta-john? Right.

You watch too much TV.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit, first the damn cars not going to explode from hitting a damn porta-john. Secound, theres no way a car going over a hundred is going straight enough with out a driver to hit it.

Anonymous said...

It was a portable you idiots. Can't you read? What the hell is a portajohn anyway?

The car was flying. I don't know for sure if it was going 100 but I know that it had been going pretty fast.

No one was steering it, but I aimed it to the middle where the school had about 10 different PORTABLES (You know, mobile classroom things). It was bound to smash into something!

Blah. You guys don't even know what yer talking about.

Anonymous said...

WOW...life goes on...

Anonymous said...

I don't think anyone really knows what a "portable" is. Is it like some sort of trailer or something?

Anonymous said...

This must have happened in Canada.. Everyone in Canada remembers having "portables" at their elementary school.. It's basically a trailer that's used as a classroom when the school population is too big for the number of classrooms in the school.. Just about every school in Canada has them..

But would they explode? I doubt it.. Unless this portable was heated and had a propane tank attached to it or something..

Anonymous said...

Portables are not just in canasa. try California. Or Southern California, theyre everywhere. Oh and the car CAN explode. If there is enough force the gas tank can be inginited and cause a huge fireball.

Anonymous said...

Thats a bunch of bull, if u had the engine reved up enough to go 100 mph, when u put it into drive you would have dropped the transmition

Anonymous said...

^Dumbass of the Year^

-ever heard of a neutral drop? I've driven a shitload of rentals like that. Rev it up good and slam it into gear.

If there was a full tank of gas, and the car was going 100 as he says, it very well could have exploded.

Fireball or not. It's a pretty stupid thing to do.

No wonder you kept it a secret!

The Stories You Cannot Tell said...

I know that you can ghost-ride a car. I've done it.

Not into a school or anything. It was on a buddy's acreage and it was a total shitbox car. Hit a tree and caught fire. No big fireball or anything. Was wicked to watch.