I found this blog late last year after searching through confession sites. I had just been dumped by my girl and I felt down on my luck. Reading other people's secrets and confessions made me feel a whole lot better.
But now I have a problem. I started click on the links here and found college humor. I had never been there before, never even heard about it. The problem is, I go there every single day at least twenty times looking for the new boob shots that they post. I imagine the girls writing slogans on their chest, imagine being in the room with them. It totally turns me on. I can't stop going there. I'm like, addicted.
Thanks joe for creating this site and fuck-you for exposing me to college humor. Now can't get shit done.
Jesse in school
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Anonymous sex
I work for a courier company and spend most of my days driving. I like to watch people driving in thier cars to see what they are doing. I usually find myself wondering what sort of work they do, if they are married, where they are driving to etc. I find that people watching as I drive makes the day go fast.
The story I cannot tell is that I often fantasize about pulling beside a hot guy and asking him if he wants to pull over and fuck. I am not a slut. I've had four partners and I am twenty-three. I just have visions of the look on a guy's face as I tell him to roll down his window. I imagine the shock as I tell him I think he's hot and ask him if he wants to get in the back of my truck and fuck me. I know it sounds perverted but I can't help but thinking about it, especially when I see a hot guy driving around.
It guess a need a boyfriend that likes to drive. I'll just ask him his route one day then pull up beside him and ask him. I think if I do it to a total stranger they'd think I was some sort of freak.
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Tags: sex strangers fantasy
The story I cannot tell is that I often fantasize about pulling beside a hot guy and asking him if he wants to pull over and fuck. I am not a slut. I've had four partners and I am twenty-three. I just have visions of the look on a guy's face as I tell him to roll down his window. I imagine the shock as I tell him I think he's hot and ask him if he wants to get in the back of my truck and fuck me. I know it sounds perverted but I can't help but thinking about it, especially when I see a hot guy driving around.
It guess a need a boyfriend that likes to drive. I'll just ask him his route one day then pull up beside him and ask him. I think if I do it to a total stranger they'd think I was some sort of freak.
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Tags: sex strangers fantasy
Miami dink
I have multiple tatty's already. Been getting them since I was 17. I was told by a friend that there was a super hot guy working at shop that she found. I needed some more work done on my back so I decided to check it out. I make my appointment for two Monday's ago.
I arrive at the shop and like what I see. We've got around 7 shops in the city that I had heard about but this one was a mystery other than my friend referring me. It looked alright from the outside but it wasn't in the nicest part of town.
The guy comes up to the front and he really does looks like Ami from Miami Ink. I've watched the show since it first aired. I think about doing Chris on a regular basis but I have never thought of Ami like that. Now here was this guy that looks just like him.
I head over to the table and he asks me pull my pants down a little. He's going to be touching up and filling in the work on my lower back. I unbutton my jeans and slide them down a little, fully aware that my panties are visible. He see him smile and I enjoy his gaze. I lay down and starts prepping me. We make casual conversation and he starts working on me. He feels very gentle, almost like he is drawing on my back when it should feel more like a grinding. I was impressed.
With every single tattoo it has been a near-ograsmic experience for me. It might be the endorphins or whatever, maybe some adrenalin mixed in too. I've often thought some highly sexual thoughts about my tattoo artist. I figure I have some sort of weird pleasure-pain thing going on. Basically I was getting turned on my this new Ami-looking tattoo guy. Every time the needle touched my skin I felt a wave of pleasure starting at the point of contact and moving all over my body.
I become more aware of my surroundings. There is no one in the shop. I ask him if he usually works alone and his reply was that the girl that usually works the front desk had to go home for the night because of a problem with her babysitter. He asksme if I am uncomfortable and I tell him that his gentle touch is making me feel at ease. This pleases him. My mind starts wandering...I start thinking about doing this guy, right here on the tattoo table. I picture "Ami" going down on me, tattoo gun in hand. I start thinking of the tattoo gun close to my pussy, the vibrations sending sweet shockwaves up my spine.
He's almost done and I turn up my flirt. I start asking him how many hot girls(like me!) he's worked on, what the sexiest body part he's ever tattoo'd, if he's ever done piercing and how many boobs he's pierced. He tells me not as nearly as he'd like and I laugh, having my right nipple done months ago. He then mentions that he's never done a Prince Albert, other than his own. I immediately get turned on more. I've seen Prince Albert's before in photos, but never in real life. I am curious. I want to see it. I try and figure out a way to make him show me. He is in the final stages of my work, just filling in some faded spots. I ask him if maybe when he's done we can show each other our tattoo's and piercing. HE laughs and says that he's never been asked to do a tattoo show after working on a customer. We're talking back and forth very comfortable, the more he says, the more I know I am going to fuck him.
He finished up and hands me a mirror. I am pleased with his work, the touch-ups look original, the filling in he has done looks mint. I am pleased. I leave my jeans unbuttoned. I ask him to show me his tatty's so he takes off his shirt. He's got two full sleeves and a pretty serious back piece done. Some nice work mixed in with some jail-looking tatty's. He's pretty ripped too. Nice abs and shoulders make me smile.
I show him the infinity symbol(don't ask!)on my calf and then slide my jeans down so he can see the angel I have on my inner thigh. He moves a little closer, pretending that the can't see it. I smile,knowing that he is trying to look right through my panties. They are not sheer but with a good eye and some imagination I know he can see under them. I tell him to get a closer look and as he moves closer I put my hands on his muscled shoulders and bring his face in for a closer look. He's about 4 inches from my pussy. He looks up at me with this totally hot fuck-me look.
I tell him to hurry up and lock the front door before I chicken out and pull my jeans up. He runs to the front door, knocking over a cart full of supplies. Hilarity ensues, ink bottles and vaseline and alcohol wipes everywhere as he slips though them to lock the door.
He comes back and I've got my jeans off and I'm standing there in my bra and unerwear. We make out as he feels me up. He rubs the outside of my panties for a while, I know he can feel how wet I am. I am rubbing the front of his khaki's and I can feel him growing and growing.
The tattoo guy lays me down on the table and goes down on me. Looking down at this tattoo's guy with the fit body eating me out gives me the fastest orgasm I think I've ever had. Here I was, living out a fantasy with Ami from Miami Ink. Well not really him but this guy looked the part, played the part and now he WAS Ami in my mind!
He comes up for air and kisses me. I can taste myself on his lips and it turns me on huge. I ask him if he'll show me his Prince Albert. He eagely agrees, slipping his pants off. He's going commando and to be honest I sort of expected that.
I see the ring glistening in the overhead lights of the shop. Dropping down to my knees I start checking it out. Within seconds it's inside my mouth, my tongue flicking it around. It must feel damn good because he moans every time I roll it around with my tongue. I tug on his balls while blowing him, feeling how full they are. After about 10 mins of a good sucking I want him inside me. I want to feel the ring in me.
I stand up and lay back down on the tattoo bed. Sliding my panties to the slide, he takes himself and rubs his pierced dick up and down my wetness. I am so fucking turned out I want to cum again just from the sight what he's doing. He slips himself inside me and it's like my vibe and a dick all at once. My vibe is ridged near the head and the more this guy goes in and out, the more his Prince Albert turns me on. I cum again, this time I keep it silent. I'm sure he feels me tightening because he speeds up. I tell him to cum on me, I don't really want to walk home dripping.
Seconds later he pulls out and explodes over my tummy. The sight of him exploding, the cum shooting past his pierced dick, the fact that he looks like Ami, and the whole idea that I was doing what I was doing has made this the most erotic experience of my life. By far.
Tatty Cathy
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Tags: tattoo sex story
I arrive at the shop and like what I see. We've got around 7 shops in the city that I had heard about but this one was a mystery other than my friend referring me. It looked alright from the outside but it wasn't in the nicest part of town.
The guy comes up to the front and he really does looks like Ami from Miami Ink. I've watched the show since it first aired. I think about doing Chris on a regular basis but I have never thought of Ami like that. Now here was this guy that looks just like him.
I head over to the table and he asks me pull my pants down a little. He's going to be touching up and filling in the work on my lower back. I unbutton my jeans and slide them down a little, fully aware that my panties are visible. He see him smile and I enjoy his gaze. I lay down and starts prepping me. We make casual conversation and he starts working on me. He feels very gentle, almost like he is drawing on my back when it should feel more like a grinding. I was impressed.
With every single tattoo it has been a near-ograsmic experience for me. It might be the endorphins or whatever, maybe some adrenalin mixed in too. I've often thought some highly sexual thoughts about my tattoo artist. I figure I have some sort of weird pleasure-pain thing going on. Basically I was getting turned on my this new Ami-looking tattoo guy. Every time the needle touched my skin I felt a wave of pleasure starting at the point of contact and moving all over my body.
I become more aware of my surroundings. There is no one in the shop. I ask him if he usually works alone and his reply was that the girl that usually works the front desk had to go home for the night because of a problem with her babysitter. He asksme if I am uncomfortable and I tell him that his gentle touch is making me feel at ease. This pleases him. My mind starts wandering...I start thinking about doing this guy, right here on the tattoo table. I picture "Ami" going down on me, tattoo gun in hand. I start thinking of the tattoo gun close to my pussy, the vibrations sending sweet shockwaves up my spine.
He's almost done and I turn up my flirt. I start asking him how many hot girls(like me!) he's worked on, what the sexiest body part he's ever tattoo'd, if he's ever done piercing and how many boobs he's pierced. He tells me not as nearly as he'd like and I laugh, having my right nipple done months ago. He then mentions that he's never done a Prince Albert, other than his own. I immediately get turned on more. I've seen Prince Albert's before in photos, but never in real life. I am curious. I want to see it. I try and figure out a way to make him show me. He is in the final stages of my work, just filling in some faded spots. I ask him if maybe when he's done we can show each other our tattoo's and piercing. HE laughs and says that he's never been asked to do a tattoo show after working on a customer. We're talking back and forth very comfortable, the more he says, the more I know I am going to fuck him.
He finished up and hands me a mirror. I am pleased with his work, the touch-ups look original, the filling in he has done looks mint. I am pleased. I leave my jeans unbuttoned. I ask him to show me his tatty's so he takes off his shirt. He's got two full sleeves and a pretty serious back piece done. Some nice work mixed in with some jail-looking tatty's. He's pretty ripped too. Nice abs and shoulders make me smile.
I show him the infinity symbol(don't ask!)on my calf and then slide my jeans down so he can see the angel I have on my inner thigh. He moves a little closer, pretending that the can't see it. I smile,knowing that he is trying to look right through my panties. They are not sheer but with a good eye and some imagination I know he can see under them. I tell him to get a closer look and as he moves closer I put my hands on his muscled shoulders and bring his face in for a closer look. He's about 4 inches from my pussy. He looks up at me with this totally hot fuck-me look.
I tell him to hurry up and lock the front door before I chicken out and pull my jeans up. He runs to the front door, knocking over a cart full of supplies. Hilarity ensues, ink bottles and vaseline and alcohol wipes everywhere as he slips though them to lock the door.
He comes back and I've got my jeans off and I'm standing there in my bra and unerwear. We make out as he feels me up. He rubs the outside of my panties for a while, I know he can feel how wet I am. I am rubbing the front of his khaki's and I can feel him growing and growing.
The tattoo guy lays me down on the table and goes down on me. Looking down at this tattoo's guy with the fit body eating me out gives me the fastest orgasm I think I've ever had. Here I was, living out a fantasy with Ami from Miami Ink. Well not really him but this guy looked the part, played the part and now he WAS Ami in my mind!
He comes up for air and kisses me. I can taste myself on his lips and it turns me on huge. I ask him if he'll show me his Prince Albert. He eagely agrees, slipping his pants off. He's going commando and to be honest I sort of expected that.
I see the ring glistening in the overhead lights of the shop. Dropping down to my knees I start checking it out. Within seconds it's inside my mouth, my tongue flicking it around. It must feel damn good because he moans every time I roll it around with my tongue. I tug on his balls while blowing him, feeling how full they are. After about 10 mins of a good sucking I want him inside me. I want to feel the ring in me.
I stand up and lay back down on the tattoo bed. Sliding my panties to the slide, he takes himself and rubs his pierced dick up and down my wetness. I am so fucking turned out I want to cum again just from the sight what he's doing. He slips himself inside me and it's like my vibe and a dick all at once. My vibe is ridged near the head and the more this guy goes in and out, the more his Prince Albert turns me on. I cum again, this time I keep it silent. I'm sure he feels me tightening because he speeds up. I tell him to cum on me, I don't really want to walk home dripping.
Seconds later he pulls out and explodes over my tummy. The sight of him exploding, the cum shooting past his pierced dick, the fact that he looks like Ami, and the whole idea that I was doing what I was doing has made this the most erotic experience of my life. By far.
Tatty Cathy
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Tags: tattoo sex story
Confessions of a stoner
I get high everyday. Ever since I moved to the West Coast I've been stoned it seems. I haven't tried anything else except pot, so don't go telling me how it is a gateway drug or that kind of bullshit. I still have my job(4+years now), still have my car, all my bills are paid, my girl loves me and I have a ton of friends, I am very active(surf,bike,skate,baseball). I don't "feel" like a burnout even though society would call me one.
I wish pot was legal so I didn't have to act all shiesty when I am out in public. Not that I want to brag about smoking dope but I shouldn't have to hide it.
Midnight Toker
Cali
Tags: drugs
I wish pot was legal so I didn't have to act all shiesty when I am out in public. Not that I want to brag about smoking dope but I shouldn't have to hide it.
Midnight Toker
Cali
Tags: drugs
Test-drive fraud
I have done it three times. I dress up nice in some decent clothes and then go to test drive luxury cars. I'd taken two Caddy's and I just took a 300M. If figure if I am going to play dress-up I might as well drive some premium rides right?
I would tell the salesman that I want to take it overnight to make sure I want to purchase. Out of the five times I've tried this move, only twice the sales guy didn't buy it.
I go and pick up my friends and we head out. Works like a charm with the ladies too!
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I would tell the salesman that I want to take it overnight to make sure I want to purchase. Out of the five times I've tried this move, only twice the sales guy didn't buy it.
I go and pick up my friends and we head out. Works like a charm with the ladies too!
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Tags: test-drive fraud
Stealing drinks
I know I am fucking gross but last night I went to the club and drank for free. I'm kinda fiscally challenged right now so I take people's drinks when they aren't looking or on the dancefloor. I'll grab half-drunk drinks, bottles of beer, hell I even grab women's fruity looking drinks. I only had to pay the cover charge and I got loaded. I hope to get another job soon so I can stop doing tis.
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Tags: nightclub theft
Secret Swingers
My husband and I have been secretly swinging for over a year and a half. We started after having an encounter with one of my closest friends and her then boytoy, one night after too bottles of wine. Since then we have been a stimulating our lives on a regular basis. I figure we have relations every couple of weeks usually. No one knows. Not our family or kids(of course!).Not our respective best friends. I am a teacher and my husband is in law enforcement. It is just him and I living this secret life and loving every minute of it!
Tarzan and Jane
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Tags: husband wife swingers sex
Tarzan and Jane
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Tags: husband wife swingers sex
I can't pull the trigger yet. Soon
On three different occasions this week I have almost taken my life. I've sat on the edge of my couch, gun in hand with the safety off. I put the barrel in my mouth but I can't finish. I put it up to mky temple and I can't pull the trigger. I know things would be better off for my family with out me. I'm not sure if my insurance policy would cover them if I kill myself and I can't really ask the wife. We have money in savings so I'm sure they'd be just fine.
I'm angry, sad, lonely, bitter, depressed and of course I'm suicidal now. The deeper I sink the closer I come to pulling that trigger. I can't tell the story of what happened when I did get the courage to take my life so I'll send you this story that I can't tell anyone else. Watch the news and if you see the newsclip then you'll know who I am. I'm in the public eye so hopefully they'd report it. If not this will become one of those stories people read on this blog and wonder who wrote it. Wish me luck.
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I'm angry, sad, lonely, bitter, depressed and of course I'm suicidal now. The deeper I sink the closer I come to pulling that trigger. I can't tell the story of what happened when I did get the courage to take my life so I'll send you this story that I can't tell anyone else. Watch the news and if you see the newsclip then you'll know who I am. I'm in the public eye so hopefully they'd report it. If not this will become one of those stories people read on this blog and wonder who wrote it. Wish me luck.
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Tags: suicide
I like anal sex
I have tried it a few times and I enjoy it. Unfortunatly my boyfriend that I;ve been dating for 2 years doesn't like it and thinks I've never had it before. He thinks that anal sex is for fags and pron stars. He says that no self-respecting girl would even think about anal sex, never mind enjoy it.
How do I tell him that I like anal without him getting turned off and disgusted by me? I don't want to lose him but at the same time I missing out on something I enjoy. This is astory I can't tell but I don't want it to be.
S in C
Tags: anal sex
How do I tell him that I like anal without him getting turned off and disgusted by me? I don't want to lose him but at the same time I missing out on something I enjoy. This is astory I can't tell but I don't want it to be.
S in C
Tags: anal sex
I hope Karma bites him on the ass!
He was not acting right and he knew it. He kept apologizing to me and making promises to behave. Finally, I had enough and broke things off with him. He begged me to come to his house and not do it over the phone. Why? So I can spend 2 hours in traffic (this is LA after all where we all wait in traffic), waste my time, money and gas to tell you the same thing I can tell you on the phone? Hell no!
I gave him 2 warnings. Each time he slid back into his old patterns. In baseball it is 3 strikes and you are out. Well, I had enough after he once again....behaved badly. It is really unfortunate too. We had the best sex life EVER! I am sure he is missing me. I rocked his world and was going to take him places he had never been sexually. But...he acted a fool so he had to go. That is what I get for messing with young, messed Indian guys who don't know what they want from life. I need to just leave the Indian guys alone and stick to other races. Indian men tend to be all confused about sex, their sexuality, have an inferiority complex and think they hit the jack pot when they score a white woman with blond hair and light eyes like me.
Lesson learned - leave the Indian guys from India alone! They need to get their heads screwed on straight! He is worried that Karma will bite him on the ass because he did not treat me well. Ha ha ha! Well, I sure hope it does. I hope Karma bites him and bites him hard!
No more dating Indian men. No more messing around with Indian men. No more friends with benefits with Indian men. I am done, done, done,done, done with them! It took me a couple of tries but now I get it.
white girl who learned her lesson
Tags: men dating Karma sex
I gave him 2 warnings. Each time he slid back into his old patterns. In baseball it is 3 strikes and you are out. Well, I had enough after he once again....behaved badly. It is really unfortunate too. We had the best sex life EVER! I am sure he is missing me. I rocked his world and was going to take him places he had never been sexually. But...he acted a fool so he had to go. That is what I get for messing with young, messed Indian guys who don't know what they want from life. I need to just leave the Indian guys alone and stick to other races. Indian men tend to be all confused about sex, their sexuality, have an inferiority complex and think they hit the jack pot when they score a white woman with blond hair and light eyes like me.
Lesson learned - leave the Indian guys from India alone! They need to get their heads screwed on straight! He is worried that Karma will bite him on the ass because he did not treat me well. Ha ha ha! Well, I sure hope it does. I hope Karma bites him and bites him hard!
No more dating Indian men. No more messing around with Indian men. No more friends with benefits with Indian men. I am done, done, done,done, done with them! It took me a couple of tries but now I get it.
white girl who learned her lesson
Tags: men dating Karma sex
Crippled people sex
I was always curious what it would be like to do it with a crippled girl. Would she be a dead-lay or would she be able to move around. How would it feel? Would she even get wet? I made a decision to find out the truth. There was a girl that helped out at our local library, motoring around in her wheelchair stacking books and stuff. I started chatting her up and eventually got her number. After visiting her at her house a few times and making out I invited her over to my place. I kicked my roomates out for the night and she came over. After getting dropped off by the cab I wheeled her in to my house. We had some drinks and started fooling around. I undid her seatbelt and put her over my shoulder fireman-style. I dropped her on the bed and we fooled around some more.
To save you the gory details, let me just say that she was horny as hell, BUT, she couldn't move her lower half. So she was half a dead lay, half a total slut. It was totally strange but I was digging it.
After satisfying my curiousity I dumped her and moved on. Crippled people sex wasn't that bad after all, but I couldn't tell any of my people because they'd laugh at me.
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To save you the gory details, let me just say that she was horny as hell, BUT, she couldn't move her lower half. So she was half a dead lay, half a total slut. It was totally strange but I was digging it.
After satisfying my curiousity I dumped her and moved on. Crippled people sex wasn't that bad after all, but I couldn't tell any of my people because they'd laugh at me.
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Tags: sex disabled
He was going to get some ass but
I was my second date with this man I had met through a mutual friend. We made small talk while waiting for our food. The waitress brought my second Long Island just as our food arrived. The plates are set down and suddenly my date takes the lemon off of my Long Island and then squeezes it over his food. I stare in shock and awe. He then tries to put it back on the rim of my glass but it slips down into my drink. He did this casually while talking about how great his job is. Then some one he knows walk by and he introduces us. The whole time i am thinking, "I don't want to meet your friend you fucking asshole. I don't even want to know one more thing about you!"
I shook his friends hand then excused myself to go to the washroom. I went inside, paced around for a minute then made right for the door. His back was to me as I walked out. I got in to my car and drove as fast as I could to my ex's house. Luckily for us both he was home. I went in and told him I was in the area and wanted to see him. We started making out and he ate me out right in the kitchen. After I kissed myself off of him I took him into the bedroom and fucked him harder than I ever had before.
I felt a little guilty afterwards because the story I couldn't tell him was the reason I was looking so good and nicely shaven was because I was going to give my date some ass until he turned into a nasty pig. While he was squeezing my lemon juice all I kept thinking was, "My ex wouldn't have done that. I wish I could be out with him instead"
*sidenote - I ended up marrying my ex.
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I shook his friends hand then excused myself to go to the washroom. I went inside, paced around for a minute then made right for the door. His back was to me as I walked out. I got in to my car and drove as fast as I could to my ex's house. Luckily for us both he was home. I went in and told him I was in the area and wanted to see him. We started making out and he ate me out right in the kitchen. After I kissed myself off of him I took him into the bedroom and fucked him harder than I ever had before.
I felt a little guilty afterwards because the story I couldn't tell him was the reason I was looking so good and nicely shaven was because I was going to give my date some ass until he turned into a nasty pig. While he was squeezing my lemon juice all I kept thinking was, "My ex wouldn't have done that. I wish I could be out with him instead"
*sidenote - I ended up marrying my ex.
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My life full of lies
To my friend Yanet.. I love you biatch!
First of all, I lied when I said I'm pregnant.. I know it was stupid but I wanted to get back to him. I told you I'm pregnant so you can tell your sancho.. but I'm sick of the lie already.
Second, I told you I had a second job, but I only went to that place to give a bj to my "sancho".
Third, but not least important, I looooooooooove your sancho, he's so fucking hot, I really think you don't deserve him. He's too good for you. I wish I can have mad sex with him, not like you that are always "2 shy to see him".. grow up!! If you don't see him soon he's gonna find someone else, or hopefully pretty soon he'll find me! I would gladly take him over. I love his nuts, and I get sick whenever you tell me he called you. I'm gonna call him one of these days.. I wanna hear that sexy voice and have those big hands all over me. By the way my dear nicaraguense, if you get the message: call me! for you I'll even ditch classes for the night, work, whatever.. I'm sorry I got laid with your friend first but.. I just wanted to meet the light chocolate power.. but it was dissapointing.. oh well.. luv ya!
PS. I know I look so nice and the kind of girl who wouldn't kill a fly, but I even fucked with a girl.. just one though. It was kinda weird.. loved the oral sex though.
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Tags: pregnant sex
First of all, I lied when I said I'm pregnant.. I know it was stupid but I wanted to get back to him. I told you I'm pregnant so you can tell your sancho.. but I'm sick of the lie already.
Second, I told you I had a second job, but I only went to that place to give a bj to my "sancho".
Third, but not least important, I looooooooooove your sancho, he's so fucking hot, I really think you don't deserve him. He's too good for you. I wish I can have mad sex with him, not like you that are always "2 shy to see him".. grow up!! If you don't see him soon he's gonna find someone else, or hopefully pretty soon he'll find me! I would gladly take him over. I love his nuts, and I get sick whenever you tell me he called you. I'm gonna call him one of these days.. I wanna hear that sexy voice and have those big hands all over me. By the way my dear nicaraguense, if you get the message: call me! for you I'll even ditch classes for the night, work, whatever.. I'm sorry I got laid with your friend first but.. I just wanted to meet the light chocolate power.. but it was dissapointing.. oh well.. luv ya!
PS. I know I look so nice and the kind of girl who wouldn't kill a fly, but I even fucked with a girl.. just one though. It was kinda weird.. loved the oral sex though.
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Tags: pregnant sex
My Addictions
I have addiction problems that I can't seem to get over.
I am addicted to porn. I can't stop searching and downloading internet porn. Its gotten to a point where the professional or even amateur porn becomes boring so I only seek out real homemade or voyeur videos of couples having sex. I wish I can watch porn with my gf, but she's offended when I do watch porn or when she thinks I'm watching porn. She has suggested on a few occasions of watching it together, but how can I show her the kind of homemade and voyeur videos that I've been searching and watching?
I am also addicted to weed. It started in college.. and I've always kept it under control. I started because of a breakup... but after graduating and starting work full time, I started to smoke just about every day. For the past few years, I would wake up each morning before work, look at myself in the mirror and tell myself that I need to stop this shit... but I can't.. when the evening comes around... I can't help but light up another bowl.
I am addicted to relationships/having a gf. I have gone from relationship to relationship and I've never really "dated". The girls I've dated all became a long term relationship. I think I'm in love... but as time passes, I find myself to be miserable in the relationship but I can't bring myself to end things. I still tell them I love them... I do nice things for them... but I feel like I'm dying inside and cheating them out of what they really deserve. I always find myself fighting to save a relationship. But after I do, I find myself feeling miserable again and hating my gf. My gf now is wonderful... but i find her to be annoying very often. I detest the cuddling, the constant kissing, the constant need for attention, the way she let herself get fat, the way shes been on a "diet" or trying to lose weight ever since I knew her... I hate it all. But she doesnt mind me smoking every day... she doesnt judge me. I love her for that. But I dont know if I'm really in love with her.
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I am addicted to porn. I can't stop searching and downloading internet porn. Its gotten to a point where the professional or even amateur porn becomes boring so I only seek out real homemade or voyeur videos of couples having sex. I wish I can watch porn with my gf, but she's offended when I do watch porn or when she thinks I'm watching porn. She has suggested on a few occasions of watching it together, but how can I show her the kind of homemade and voyeur videos that I've been searching and watching?
I am also addicted to weed. It started in college.. and I've always kept it under control. I started because of a breakup... but after graduating and starting work full time, I started to smoke just about every day. For the past few years, I would wake up each morning before work, look at myself in the mirror and tell myself that I need to stop this shit... but I can't.. when the evening comes around... I can't help but light up another bowl.
I am addicted to relationships/having a gf. I have gone from relationship to relationship and I've never really "dated". The girls I've dated all became a long term relationship. I think I'm in love... but as time passes, I find myself to be miserable in the relationship but I can't bring myself to end things. I still tell them I love them... I do nice things for them... but I feel like I'm dying inside and cheating them out of what they really deserve. I always find myself fighting to save a relationship. But after I do, I find myself feeling miserable again and hating my gf. My gf now is wonderful... but i find her to be annoying very often. I detest the cuddling, the constant kissing, the constant need for attention, the way she let herself get fat, the way shes been on a "diet" or trying to lose weight ever since I knew her... I hate it all. But she doesnt mind me smoking every day... she doesnt judge me. I love her for that. But I dont know if I'm really in love with her.
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Dealing to support my education
I've been dealing to help with my tuition. To make a long story short, I ran out of money last year. Dad's wallet is empty(laid-off) and Mom's money is tied up in the house and her increasing medical bills(cancer). I felt guilty for even asking for some gas money once she was diagnosed. I worked as much as I can but I still couldn't afford to stay in school. I talked to a couple people about it and decided that I would start selling dope. I use it myself on occasion when I am cramming, but otherwise don't touch the stuff.
Now I sell to people on campus. I'm pretty careful about it and have a pretty good system in place so I don't get caught. I only sell to other adults so I am not corrupting any minors. I feel bad because I am technically a drug-dealer, but since I am putting the profits to good use I don't feel too bad usually. Am I that bad of a person????
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Now I sell to people on campus. I'm pretty careful about it and have a pretty good system in place so I don't get caught. I only sell to other adults so I am not corrupting any minors. I feel bad because I am technically a drug-dealer, but since I am putting the profits to good use I don't feel too bad usually. Am I that bad of a person????
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Play time with Angelina Jolie
I want to start out by saying I'm Bi-sexual but this happened in a straight bar. I was in the ladies room of an L.A.bar when two girls came in and were fooling around in the next stall. Then there was shouting and one of them left. The other girl was crying at the sink when I came out. She was VERY intoxicated. She was also one of the most beautiful, exotic women I had ever seen before or since.
I asked her if there was anything I could do for her and she asked for a ride home. We made small talk in the car and I let her know I understood because I was with girls also. She asked me to pull over and I thought she might be sick, but instead she was all over me!! We fucked and sucked for 2 hours. I made her come twice and she returned the favor 3 times for me! Afterward I dropped her off at a friends apartment. All I ever knew about her was she said her name was "Angie". I never saw her again. I tried to find her once a few days later but did'nt know which apartment she was staying in or her last name About 8 years ago I finally found out her last name when I saw her in the movies. It was Angelina Jolee.
I have never told anyone about it becouse I figured who would believe me.
Besides I figure she was waaaay to drunk to remember anyway.
But she was FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I asked her if there was anything I could do for her and she asked for a ride home. We made small talk in the car and I let her know I understood because I was with girls also. She asked me to pull over and I thought she might be sick, but instead she was all over me!! We fucked and sucked for 2 hours. I made her come twice and she returned the favor 3 times for me! Afterward I dropped her off at a friends apartment. All I ever knew about her was she said her name was "Angie". I never saw her again. I tried to find her once a few days later but did'nt know which apartment she was staying in or her last name About 8 years ago I finally found out her last name when I saw her in the movies. It was Angelina Jolee.
I have never told anyone about it becouse I figured who would believe me.
Besides I figure she was waaaay to drunk to remember anyway.
But she was FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My mothers trust vs my conscience
Okay here is the dilema. My mom is my best friend, we share everything together and are amazingly close. Now I found out a few years back my mom was having an affair. It has been with the same man for over 5 years. She is in love with him and lights up when she tells me about him. I have never in my whole life seen her talk about my dad that way, she has never came out and said she isn't in love with him, but i can see it. She married my dad young and only because they got pregnant with my older brother.
Now not only am I keeping this a secret, I let her use me as an alibi. Like if my dad asks she hung out with me, or is spending the night with me or watching my kids. My father is clueless. I love him so much, and I hate seeing him be played. Though I would never betray my mom's confidence and rat her out. So I don't have a clue what to do. I am also afraid if her secret ever does come out, would my father forgive me if he found out I were helping her. I have been keeping her secret for 2 years and it is making me nuts. What would any of you do.
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Now not only am I keeping this a secret, I let her use me as an alibi. Like if my dad asks she hung out with me, or is spending the night with me or watching my kids. My father is clueless. I love him so much, and I hate seeing him be played. Though I would never betray my mom's confidence and rat her out. So I don't have a clue what to do. I am also afraid if her secret ever does come out, would my father forgive me if he found out I were helping her. I have been keeping her secret for 2 years and it is making me nuts. What would any of you do.
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A thumb in my bum
...is what I had happen to me last night. Unlike the guy that sent in his story about getting drunk and driving I got drunk and let my boyfriend jam his thumb in my bum as he was pleasuring my from behind. It is my fav position. We had drinks over at another couple's house and by the time we got home we were pretty riled up. After finishing a bottle we had at home we started making out on the couch. We went to the bedroom and were having a pretty good session when he did it. I wasn't expecting it at all.
He never even touched that spot before, not even by accident. I was shocked at first but within a second the fact that he even did that turned me on. I had one of the biggest orgasms of my life last night. I can't tell my friend about this and I don't want to tell my boyfriend exactly how much I loved it. I always thought anal was for gay men not for me!
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He never even touched that spot before, not even by accident. I was shocked at first but within a second the fact that he even did that turned me on. I had one of the biggest orgasms of my life last night. I can't tell my friend about this and I don't want to tell my boyfriend exactly how much I loved it. I always thought anal was for gay men not for me!
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About last night
I'm sittin here checking my emails before heading out to school. My friend forwards the email about the beautiful girl that was burnt badly by a drunk driver. It was horrifying to see. Sickening in fact.
I drove home again last night and I shouldn't have. I was plastered. First it was the beers then shots then more beers. I should have called a taxi but instead I did what I've always done. Got in to my car and drove home anyway. I need to stop or else I am going to end up being a statistic.
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I drove home again last night and I shouldn't have. I was plastered. First it was the beers then shots then more beers. I should have called a taxi but instead I did what I've always done. Got in to my car and drove home anyway. I need to stop or else I am going to end up being a statistic.
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I am a cyber slut and I'm supposed to be married.
I'm supposed to be married. At least that is what our certificate says and the wedding rings we bought. We've been married for just over 5 year and I can tell you, the honeymoon has been over for a long time. We should be celebrating our 6 year anniversary in 1 week and I should be out buying her something nice. Instead I am writing this story because I can't tell her.
I've been on lavalife for 3 months now. I have a profile in all three sections. I have fucked probably 25+ women from the Intimate section, had drinks and hung out with around 15 women from the Dating section and probably 5 or so from the Relationship section. it is like an all-you-can-eat buffet of sex for me. I get any shape, size and colour I want. I've fucked young girls and a lot of older ones. The best part is that it doesn't cost me that much and I get all the sex I need and want.
I keep telling her that our marriage isn't working and that I am not happy. She insists that everything is fine. I don't understand. Instead of me staying unhappy I decided to make myself happy.
As soon as our house is paid off I am going to leave her.
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I've been on lavalife for 3 months now. I have a profile in all three sections. I have fucked probably 25+ women from the Intimate section, had drinks and hung out with around 15 women from the Dating section and probably 5 or so from the Relationship section. it is like an all-you-can-eat buffet of sex for me. I get any shape, size and colour I want. I've fucked young girls and a lot of older ones. The best part is that it doesn't cost me that much and I get all the sex I need and want.
I keep telling her that our marriage isn't working and that I am not happy. She insists that everything is fine. I don't understand. Instead of me staying unhappy I decided to make myself happy.
As soon as our house is paid off I am going to leave her.
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I will be getting evicted soon
It's my first place since i moved out on my own. My mom helped me get it. Everything was fine for the first few months until I started partying too hard. I spent way too much money getting high and drunk. Now I ave almost lost my job because of being too hung over to work. Now my rent is late for the 3rd striaght month. If I get evicted I'd will live on the streets because my father abused me when I was little and I couldn't stand to spend one day around him. I don't know what to do. I can't go back home. I can't tell anyone because theyn they will find out I am a drunk and get high way too much.
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Reviewed by The Web Log Review
I had asked them to review my blog quite a while ago, even going the paid route. They ended up refunding my money, as they took longer than promised for the review.
At last! Two people reviewed The Stories You Cannot Tell
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All and all I think it was an honest assesment. Since reading the two reviews I made changes and removed the ads I had put there for a couple friends and made the font smaller.
What are your thoughts. Anything you would have added if asked to review my blog?
At last! Two people reviewed The Stories You Cannot Tell
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All and all I think it was an honest assesment. Since reading the two reviews I made changes and removed the ads I had put there for a couple friends and made the font smaller.
What are your thoughts. Anything you would have added if asked to review my blog?
Wanting what can never be
My best friend just got married suddenly to a girl he met while overseas. I am happily with someone and everything but the sex is great. In my head i keep wishing him pain and suffering and a failed marriage. Before we were in a reletionship that ended because he had the need to go persue his career, and that meant going away. We meant to stay together but we drifted. Though I will always have a place in my heart for him.I do love my fiance deeply. But I catch myself fantasising about this man, he was just so perfect. My fiance is great but he is just so boring in the bedroom If he were here right in front of me I would jump his bones. Funny thing is I would never be unfaithful to him, except with this man, this now married man. Am i a bad person, is this wrong. Help me.
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About the comments
There has been a request by one of you that I moderate the comments. I'd like to hear your opinions on this.
I do state that I will post your story unedited, with or without comments activated. It is up to the story author if they want the comments on or off. The default is "ON".
I think the wide range of comments are the "beauty" of the comments section. If you submit a story and decide to leave comments open, then you put yourself out there to take compliments or abuse. I figure the reason these are the stories you cannot tell is because of the things people will say about your story. Right?
So what are your thoughts people? Should I moderate the comments or leave them alone?
I value your opinions so lemme hear them!
I do state that I will post your story unedited, with or without comments activated. It is up to the story author if they want the comments on or off. The default is "ON".
I think the wide range of comments are the "beauty" of the comments section. If you submit a story and decide to leave comments open, then you put yourself out there to take compliments or abuse. I figure the reason these are the stories you cannot tell is because of the things people will say about your story. Right?
So what are your thoughts people? Should I moderate the comments or leave them alone?
I value your opinions so lemme hear them!
This has been eating at me for 5 years now
I was involved in what I thought was finally a great relationship. We bought a house, he planned to adopt my kids, and we were engaged. He made 6 figures and was great at his job and allowed me to be a stay at home mom. Everything seemed great. Until, I let my 2 kids visit their dad in another state for a month.
All of a sudden he acted different etc. From the beginning he had said he didnt usually date people with kids. So, I never thought he would in a million years be a weirdo in that sense. As a matter of fact, whenever I called him in to look at the kids playing in the tub with a funny "bubble hat" or something he just said that he would rather respect their privacy. I should have thought then that something was wrong.
To make a long story short... he turned out to be evil! And he ruined my life. I am still paying for my choice in being with him etc. I never knew he was that way until it was too late. Now, I have gotten ahold of a video I got off of him around the time we had split up. I thought it was lost forever. He made a webcam video of him "orally" playing with the black lab he has. I have spoken with an officer about him doing it and they say it is not illegal as he didnt do anything other than use his mouth etc.. but, does that also mean I could post it online for his friends and family to see? Or would that be some kind of defamation of character or harrassment? I don't need to be in trouble right now... I have enough to deal with. I am happily married and have a new baby and all is finally good in my life. I have thought about burning it to numerous disks and having someone from another state send it to a "list" of his "people" so he couldnt prove I did it, but I am sure that can be proven somehow... I need to know what you guys would do. I have tried to just go about my life and just be thankful I am no longer there etc.. but.. I guess even after 5 years.. I am still pretty pissed off.
In retrospect... he hated football... this probably should have been a sign of some sort.
Any advice?? Advice that will not end up with me getting in tons of trouble?
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All of a sudden he acted different etc. From the beginning he had said he didnt usually date people with kids. So, I never thought he would in a million years be a weirdo in that sense. As a matter of fact, whenever I called him in to look at the kids playing in the tub with a funny "bubble hat" or something he just said that he would rather respect their privacy. I should have thought then that something was wrong.
...Now, I have gotten ahold of a video I got off of him around the time we had split up...
To make a long story short... he turned out to be evil! And he ruined my life. I am still paying for my choice in being with him etc. I never knew he was that way until it was too late. Now, I have gotten ahold of a video I got off of him around the time we had split up. I thought it was lost forever. He made a webcam video of him "orally" playing with the black lab he has. I have spoken with an officer about him doing it and they say it is not illegal as he didnt do anything other than use his mouth etc.. but, does that also mean I could post it online for his friends and family to see? Or would that be some kind of defamation of character or harrassment? I don't need to be in trouble right now... I have enough to deal with. I am happily married and have a new baby and all is finally good in my life. I have thought about burning it to numerous disks and having someone from another state send it to a "list" of his "people" so he couldnt prove I did it, but I am sure that can be proven somehow... I need to know what you guys would do. I have tried to just go about my life and just be thankful I am no longer there etc.. but.. I guess even after 5 years.. I am still pretty pissed off.
In retrospect... he hated football... this probably should have been a sign of some sort.
Any advice?? Advice that will not end up with me getting in tons of trouble?
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What should I do?
I have been dating my girlfriend for almost 3 years. Soon she'll be moving away. She is amazing and pretty much exactly what I want in a girlfriend/wife. (Although I won't be proposing anytime soon.) I know she loves me.
However, we are young (graduating college) and sometimes I think she feels inexperienced in dating, as if she doesn't know if she's missing something by never dating other guys.
Before we met, I dated more than she did, and I know how strong our relationship is. I treat her like a princess, and I'm confident that I'm good boyfriend. I don't think she knows how good we have it.
I think a long-distance relationship with her is worth it. At the most, we will go a month at a time without seeing each other--until we can reunite hopefully in +/- 9 months. I think if we decide together to try to the long-distance thing, it will be fine.
However, I'm worried that if we consistently date forever, she'll always be wondering to herself if other guys would fit her better (which I doubt)... I guess she can't really have the highs without the lows.
Should I hold tight to her? Or should I use the time apart to encourage her to try dating others--just be honest with her? I don't think she'll like other guys as much as she likes me, but I could risk messing everything up. I promise: she's very hot, genius-smart, extremely generous... I could go on for a long time, but the point is that she can easily get guys. They hit on her now as is.
Also, just to paint the complete picture, I get girls hitting on me fairly often too. But like I said, I'm happiest with her. I've thought about this for months, trying to read her, evoke subtle reactions, and try to find hints/clues. I've made zero progress. I feel like almost any of my friends/family that I can ask would give me biased advice, plus this is very personal to me. What should I do?
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However, we are young (graduating college) and sometimes I think she feels inexperienced in dating, as if she doesn't know if she's missing something by never dating other guys.
...I'm worried that if we consistently date forever, she'll always be wondering to herself if other guys would fit her better...
Before we met, I dated more than she did, and I know how strong our relationship is. I treat her like a princess, and I'm confident that I'm good boyfriend. I don't think she knows how good we have it.
I think a long-distance relationship with her is worth it. At the most, we will go a month at a time without seeing each other--until we can reunite hopefully in +/- 9 months. I think if we decide together to try to the long-distance thing, it will be fine.
However, I'm worried that if we consistently date forever, she'll always be wondering to herself if other guys would fit her better (which I doubt)... I guess she can't really have the highs without the lows.
...I've thought about this for months, trying to read her, evoke subtle reactions, and try to find hints/clues. I've made zero progress...
Should I hold tight to her? Or should I use the time apart to encourage her to try dating others--just be honest with her? I don't think she'll like other guys as much as she likes me, but I could risk messing everything up. I promise: she's very hot, genius-smart, extremely generous... I could go on for a long time, but the point is that she can easily get guys. They hit on her now as is.
Also, just to paint the complete picture, I get girls hitting on me fairly often too. But like I said, I'm happiest with her. I've thought about this for months, trying to read her, evoke subtle reactions, and try to find hints/clues. I've made zero progress. I feel like almost any of my friends/family that I can ask would give me biased advice, plus this is very personal to me. What should I do?
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I found out that my boss was stealing my retirement money
About 4, almost 5 months ago I found out that my boss was stealing my retirement money, and the money of my co-workers as well, for about 2 years. We all found other jobs and left that company. I filed a complaint with what I though was the appropriate agency, but now that agency is advising me to go to the police. About a month ago the thief, my former boss, filed a frivolous civil lawsuit against me and my former co-workers and our new employers. It's a frickin' nightmare. We had to hire an attorney and hopefully it will soon be dropped, but there are no guarantees. I just want to put this behind me but I don't think she should be able to just go on with her life like nothing ever happened. I want to go to the police but I don't want to deal with this anymore. I know I'll never get all of my money back because the IRS is now involved and we all know they get the money first and there won't be any left when they're finished. None of us have the money to spend on counter suing civilly so the only option is to go to the police, BUT, this woman is very vindictive and crazy and I'm afraid she might try to physically harm us. We've been warned by an attorney that I know personally to be careful because she's afraid this woman might harm us. So...maybe if I just leave it alone it'll go away...Or...it will never go away...what should I do?
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