I have a secret, about my behind

I shave my ass.
I'm not hairy all over, but my ass resembles Chewbacca.
I shave it on a weekly basis, from top to bottom, side to side.
No one has ever noticed for a couple reasons.
1)I never walk around nude
2)My girlfriend(s) never found out cause I made sure I was freshly shaven before they came over.

So there you have it. My ass is beastly when I don't pay it proper attention

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As the fiancee of a seriously hairy man, I have some experience with male butt-hair. What is that about? For all the girlfriends of all the hairy men out there -- Thank You!!!

The Stories You Cannot Tell said...

Hey man you ain't the only one with a fuzzy ass. Don't sweat the small stuff.

Just keep it clean and smellin' nice and the ladies won't mind!


joe