The joy of wet wipes

I know this is not a secret, but it's something I gotta say.

Around 6 months ago, I realized the joy of wet wipes. I went to a buddy's workplace, then found myself having to take a dump. Crude I know, but hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

I was in the can, minding my own business, when I saw the bottle of the wipes beside the toilet. I decided to use them instead of the normal toilet paper.


I'd adivse you all to keep a bottle of wet wipes near your toilet bowl. I've never felt so fresh after something so dirty in all my life!

The man in Seattle



Anonymous said...

Why even write that?
That's one best left in the bathroom dude.

The Stories You Cannot Tell said...

Dear the man in Seattle:

This post was a first for us. We'd never heard about the joy of wet wipes before.

Sounds funny at first, but the more you think about it, the more moist toilet paper makes sense!

Thanks for the tip!

The Stories You Cannot Tell said...


We bought some wetwipes for the office. Here's the report back.

- I like them. Very refreshing.
-Joe likes them too, especially after #2
-Cindy says they'd be better if they were a little drier.

All and all, a positive experience. Why don't they have moist toilet paper? They can call it Cool N Easy or something. Much better than wiping your backside with dry paper.