I've been lying

For the last year to my girlfriend about what it is that I do for a living. I've got her convinced that I am in sales, but in reality the only thing I've sold is my soul. I am really working at a restaurant as a short-order cook and I sell weed on the side. Some of you might say that it's no big deal, but she likes guys with money and I look like I have money. I can't really tell her the truth because then she'd hate me, but if things get more serious then it I'll eventualy have to tell her.
What the hell do I do?


T.C.
Vancouver, BC

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you do? Find someone that isn't a gold digging bitch

Anonymous said...

dude, you better either get a fucking job in sales and get everyone in your new job to help cover your ass, tell her the truth, or just fucking break it off

Anonymous said...

She'll find out, sooner or later. Do you really want a girl who is so into money? Unless you change your career or move into the Wolfgang Puck realm of cooking, she'll never be happy, will she? But, you probably know this already, don't you?

If it's just for the sex, then ride it until she dumps you for someone with more money. Otherwise, fess up now and deal with the fallout. Then, next time, be honest in the beginning and look for someone who can like you for YOU and not how much $$ you've got.

Anonymous said...

Is there anything special about this girl? Are you seriously considering marriage? Obviously, it is kind of cliche, but she shouldn't give a fuck about how much money you make...as long as you treat her well. I guess if you are both high maintenance then it might work out...but if she is and you are just pretending...you should just call it quits. You can't form a relationship around lies.

Anonymous said...

As an attorney, I will suggest you quit dealing. I can 100% guarantee it is only a matter of time before somebody gets caught and rats you out. Keep selling and you're gonna be somebody else's girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

You're right, you are selling your soul. Stop dealing! Be a man, tell her the truth and if she will let you, spend the rest of your life making it up to her

Anonymous said...

dude, use this as an opportunity to better yourself....go back to school and actually get a good job in sales!! Not just because your girlfriend likes money...do it for yourself.

Anonymous said...

tell her man tell her but b4 u tell her bang her real good like it was the last time u got to...beacuse it may b

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with dealing a little weed, someone has to. Plus you live in Canada, they dont give a shit up there. One of my guys has been doing it for years and his girl has no idea. Although you got to be a dumb bitch if your boyfriend buys you a louis vatton purse and he hasn't had a job in over a year... hummm...

Anonymous said...

"You're right, you are selling your soul. Stop dealing! Be a man, tell her the truth and if she will let you, spend the rest of your life making it up to her"

ahahah you can just tell some bitch wrote this comment. spend the rest of your life making it up to her? how about you spend the rest of your life doing something for yourself. fuck these dirty selfish bitches, i hope you get sand in your twat you filthy slut.

Anonymous said...

tell her you've bought a restaurant...