The guy left his finger behind

We got the news that this family was going to be out of town and they had dope stereo equipment dvd's computers and shit. 8 of us go in the next night through the sliding glass door in the bakyard.

...There was 2 people sleeping in the bed! Seconds later we all panicked and everyone bolted...


We split up when we get inside. I went upstairs and in to a bedroom looking for something small. I found a watch and a walkman so I grabbed them. I went in to another room when I heard someone loudly whispering in the hallway. I went out and saw 3 of the other guys all looking scared. I asked them what's up and they pointed in to another bedroom. There was 2 people sleeping in the bed! Seconds later we all panicked and everyone bolted downstairs not even being quiet anymore.

We ran out the back door and up over the tall chainlink fence. The biggest guy there was one of the last to get over the fence and when he got up and over, he dropped pretty fast. The screaming started when he hit the ground.

It was bad. I saw what was left behind. There was just a shiny white bone there and some stuff hanging down.


The guy left his finger behind. No shit. He had a huge gold ring on and it got hung up on the top of the fence. He screamed as he landed on the other side of the fence. I we turned around when we heard him scream. It was so nasty. The guy was fucked. One of the guys went up and got the finger down.

It was bad. I saw what was left behind. There was just a shiny white bone there and some stuff hanging down. We got back to the car and tied it up tight and drove him to the emergency. He was crying and yelling and we were yelling and screaming the whole way to his hospital.

They couldn't re-attact it. He told people he shot it off by accident. Guess he wanted to sound all hardcore. He didn't want to tell the real story cause he sounds like a dumbass.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am not sure if I can believe this story. Sounds incredible. You should have taken some photos!

The Stories You Cannot Tell said...

B&E aside, that's some funny shit.

You want to break into houses? Lose a finger!

Tough break and helluva lesson to learn I guess.



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